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aim:    I think I will leave my paintings to the nation, like JMW Turner.

IM:      Is that because they’re not selling?

aim:   It’s to protect them from the snails in my garden studio.

IM:    Would the nation want them?

aim:  That remains to be seen.

IM:    What about the snails?

aim:  They will cope.

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