arts correspondent Yuri Yaartmend tries to get “The Iceman”[IM] to classify himself while he is in his cups

IM

YY: How would you classify yourself ?

IM: What? I don’t understaimnd.

YY: I mean, in terms of your performance and general creative work.

IM: I still don’t understaimnd.

YY: Would you describe yourself as an actor, a performance artist, a painter, a comedian?

IM: I’m IM

YY: What do you mean by ‘IM’? Do you mean a sort of universal ‘him’ or is it short for Iceman?

IM: This conversaimtion is going nowhere faimst. Pleaimse excuse me. IM rises,trips over and then crawls out.